Illiterate Graffiti on Flickr.
Embarrassed to live in a town where prominent graffiti is spelled incorrectly.
Sometimes I think about how “rolling” is the term for being under the influence of MDMA, and then I think about “We’re Rolling Pretzel Co.” and how all the people who work there must be rolling while rolling. A customer who was rolling on MDMA walks in and asks for the rollers (employees) to roll a pretzel while he is rolling a joint while rolling and looking out for the rollers (police) and then rolls on the floor. He then rolls off down the street.
I don’t know what I was trying to accomplish with this. Attached is a picture of a rolling cat to make it up to you for the time wasted reading this.
Trailer Hell on Flickr.
Sometimes I wonder what makes people get up and leave their peaceful vintage kitsch-ass trailer house on a hill, leaving behind a bunch of 1990’s computer paraphernalia and children’s toys. Did they have a mission to create a place to attract a group of dorky white kids giddily clutching their cameras and cigarette packs, buzzing off the adrenaline from running across the road and hopping a no trespassing sign? Did they do it for the lulz? Did they do itbecause the place was a shithole and infested with fleas and shit? Are they still alive? Where they born to die? No one might ever know the fate of the occupants of the trailer court. You have to wonder what kind of fucked up incest domestic violence shit happened here, I mean, it’s a trailer up on a hill in West Virginia.
Yes, this is me WASTING THE SHIT out of a television or something in the middle of nowhere, Ohio. Regardless of where you stand on political issues, it is difficult to argue with the fact that a device that emits metal pellets at a high speed is extremely entertaining.
